Terms of Service

Last Updated: July 13, 2026

Welcome to MasonGarrick.com (the "Website"). By accessing or using this Website, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use the Website.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By visiting MasonGarrick.com, you view, access, or otherwise use any of the services, information, or content created, collected, compiled, or submitted to the Website. These Terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you and MasonGarrick.com.

2. Intellectual Property Rights and Creative Use

Unless otherwise stated, all content on this Website—including text, images, graphics, photographs, logos, and digital downloads—is the property of Mason Garrick and is protected by applicable copyright, trademark, and intellectual property laws.

  • You may view, download, and print content from the Website for your own personal, non-commercial use.

  • You must not republish, sell, rent, sub-license, duplicate, or copy material from this Website for commercial purposes without explicit, written consent.

3. Personal Use, Parody, and Commentary Disclaimer

This Website is a personal site intended solely for entertainment, commentary, and personal use.

  • Parody and Satire: Certain content on this Website may contain elements of parody, satire, humor, or hyperbole. Such content is intended for creative expression and should be viewed in the context of humor or critique; it is not intended to deceive, defame, or be taken as literal fact.

  • No Professional Advice: The views and opinions expressed on this Website are entirely personal. Content on this site does not constitute professional, legal, financial, medical, or technical advice. Any reliance you place on such information is strictly at your own risk.

4. Acceptable Use

You agree to use the Website only for lawful purposes. You are prohibited from:

  • Using the Website in any way that causes, or may cause, damage to the Website or impairment of its availability or accessibility.

  • Using the Website to copy, store, host, transmit, send, use, publish, or distribute any material linked to spyware, viruses, or other malicious computer software.

  • Conducting any systematic or automated data collection activities (including scraping, data mining, extraction, and harvesting) on or in relation to this Website.

5. No Warranties and "As Is" Clause

This Website and all its content—including parodic or satirical material—are provided "as is" and "as available" without any representations or warranties, express or implied. MasonGarrick.com makes no claims or guarantees regarding the completeness, accuracy, reliability, safety, or availability of the information, software, or graphics found here.

6. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, Mason Garrick will not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of your use of, or inability to use, this Website. This includes, but is not limited to, any emotional distress, misunderstanding of satirical content, loss of data, or computer issues resulting from visiting the site.

7. External Links

The Website may include links to third-party websites that are not controlled or maintained by MasonGarrick.com. These links are provided for your convenience only. Mason Garrick does not endorse and is not responsible for the content, privacy policies, or practices of any third-party sites.

8. Changes to the Terms

MasonGarrick.com reserves the right to modify or replace these Terms at any time without prior notice. Your continued use of the Website following the posting of any changes constitutes acceptance of those updates. The "Last Updated" date at the top of this page will reflect the most recent revisions.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of South Carolina, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any disputes relating to these Terms will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in South Carolina.

10. Contact Information

If you have any questions or concerns regarding these Terms of Service, please contact me through the contact options provided on the Website.